A joke

I tell you a joke its title was Joining a Church. Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?""No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor."My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.""You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either."

A video review

Do you ever seen a video review call carlie and lola? The title is call I promise honestly we can look after your dog. Once there were two children they are brother and sister who call charlie and lola. One day lola wants a dog but their parents are not around so charlie decided to be the dog and when lola want to go and walk for half an hour she say walkies it is so funny. The next day charlie's friend call marv come out with his dog to the park near by. Charlie brought lola there and also with lola's friend. when marv ask who want to look after the dog lola and her friend say they will look after. Then marv say no splashing water, chasing birds, playing and no taking off the string. They say so boring so many thind can't do. When the two of them went to play and the two girls pull out the string the dog ran away. They went under the playgound, behind the bench they cannot find later they saw two dogs are the same and lola say sit the dog sit. The other dog ran away the dog's master say sit it sit. when the two boys went back they go back happily.

These three days

These three days are Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday my class will need to go to school because my form teacher want us to do more things in class as we are all tortoses. We do our school work too slow so my form teacher want us to come back to school to do more work. I go to 8 something and start at 9 o'clock my grandmother bring me to school and with my brother together. Our time is not the same but we still go together if not grandmother must go two time no chose. Yesterday my teacher go throng maths and today maths and english I think tommow will be english. It is fun in these three days I wish in the school time also the same fun like these days after the school reopen.

Some word that father did not know

There are some word that my father did not know. Some I will use Chinese.They are
heart of gold: kind

rehearsing: hear again

miserable: very unhappy

fashionable: modern

modern: fets you the most

peace: 河品

Burst: 炸弹

warn: 教训

Bully: tin beef

Foggy: Dark cloud.

shave: To remove a growth of beard with a razor.

Ferocious: Extremely, violent, angry, or already to attack.


Growl: 野狗叫

jumping on the bed

On 20 february I heard uncle in his room saying oh very loudly. Then I went into him room and know he is telephone .But I still don’t I went into him room and know he is telephone .But I still don’t get lost and even jump on the bed.. He call me not to jump but I didn’t open my big ear to hear him. He finish calling then I call him oh because he say oh loudly. When he tell grandmother I go lock my door and go in my room.